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3 girl friends are having lunch. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and the
other has been married for 20+ years.

Chatting about relationships they decided to amaze their partners by
wearing a black leather bodice, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
They agreed to meet a few days later to exchange notes. Here’s how it all
went.

The engaged one: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me
with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,
‘You are the woman of my dreams. I love you’ and we made love all night
long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I
was wearing the leather bodice and heels under a raincoat and the mask over
my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we had wild
s ex all night.

The married one: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather
bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he
came in the door and saw me he said:

‘What’s for dinner, Batman?”
Well done Keith, you da man!

The Black Bra

The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra & bodice,
stiletto heels and a mask over just our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here’s how it all went:

My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.’ Then we made love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask
over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the lea ther bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my
eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said:

“What’s for dinner, Batman?”

My engaged friend:

The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.’
Then we made love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.

As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, “What’s for dinner, Batman?”

i don’t remember the name of the song, but i remember that in the video, Freddie Mercury was wearing a black miniskirt, fishnet stockings and stilettos at some point in it.

sexy low cut 4 in.black patent leather stilettos on heart pine floor.

Stockings Stilettos

Sam is out for early morning stroll at the shopping mall

A successful rancher died and left everything to
his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and
determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about
ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper
for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job.
One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no
one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it
would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every
day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them
worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher’s widow said to the
hired hand, ‘You have done a really good job, and the
ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up
your heels.’ The hired hand readily agreed and went into town
one Saturday night.

One o ‘clock came, however, and he didn’t return.
Two o’clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around
two-thirty,
and upon entering the room, he found the rancher’s widow sitting
by the
fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
‘Unbutton my blouse and take it off,’ she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
‘Now take off my stilettos.’
He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
‘Now take off my stockings .’
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by
her shoes.
‘Now take off my skirt.’
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her
eyes in the fire light.
‘Now take off my bra.’
Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was
told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said, ‘If you ever
wear my clothes into town again, you’re fired.’

Some girls can feel embarrassed if they think they have big feet. But lots of ladies have size 8 and bigger in the UK, and with more High Street ladies shoes shops stocking size 9’s it proves that it’s very normal! And you can bet that your feet will probably not look as big to everyone else as they do to you.

So try not to worry about your shoe size, as there are styles and fashions for people of all shapes and sizes, and remember that a lot of famous and beautiful women have big feet, think Uma Thurman, Nicole Kidman and Kate Winslet, who all have size 9 plus!

If you are tall, your nice big feet will look perfectly in proportion with your body anyway so you should have no problems with them, they are there to help you balance; which you will need if you’re going to be dancing the night away! However if you are not so tall, or you just want to make your feet appear smaller, then there are tried and tested tips to help you choose the right shoes to do just this.

High Heels or Flats?
Wearing shoes with a heel will always make your feet look shorter as moving the foot away from being flat on the ground steels some length. But this doesn’t mean you have to balance like a ballerina on spindly stilettos, you can opt for medium heels for comfort, and walk down that street with catwalk confidence!

Pointy, Square or Round toes?
If you want to make your feet look shorter, unfortunately pointy-toed shoes are not our best friends, as the extra bit of shoe in the point can add a lot of extra length. Instead go for a classic square, or a short rounded toe; including the timeless ladies flats – ballet pumps – which comes in all colours and designs imaginable, all year round. Just remember to get shoes that are cut higher up the foot; as too much ‘toe cleavage” can elongate the look of them.

What about colours?
Just in the way we use colours to define out body shape with clothes, it is true that dark coloured shoes will help our little tootsies appear smaller. So ditch those pastel shades and why not try sexy shades of greys, blues, reds and greens as well as the obvious black and brown.

Showing a bit of flesh!
Thin strappy shoes that show lots of your foot will make it appear bigger, so try T-bars or peep toes. If you must have straps then the wider the better, try gladiator sandals with thicker straps across the front to create width, and in turn make the length appear shorter.

Buy the right size shoes!!!
The most important thing you must do is to get your feet measured and buy the right size footwear – don’t go squeezing your poor feet into shoes that are too small because it makes you feel better about your bigger feet. This will look ten times worse if your feet are spilling out of the sides, and you are hobbling around and can’t stand up tall and confident because of the pain! Learning to love and be kind to your feet is the way to feel good about yourself, and make sure you don’t do any damage and end up with painful bunions later in life.

Browse a wide range of ladies shoes to find the perfect pair that suits you!

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